Elkland Borough in Tioga County, Pennsylvania may be in an area with only about 1,800 residents, according to census data, but the area seems to host fugitives who are in-need of a retreat.
The Borough’s police are offering a “Valentine’s Day Weekend Special” to “ex-valentines” with outstanding warrants, according to a post on the police’s Facebook page.
Their offer also extends to people “driving with drugs in their car,” as stated in the post.
Simply call the police with their location and they’ll “take care of the rest,” as they put it.
The “special” includes but is not limited to the following:
- Limited-edition platinum bracelets
- Free transportation with a chauffeur
- One-night minimum stay in luxurious accommodations
- Professional glamour shots that will be posted on online for all to enjoy
- Special Valentine’s dinner
So what are you waiting for? Call Elkland Borough police at (814) 258-5419, because as they say, “this special is too sweet to pass up.”
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